Your tagline was superb here. I was checking my email between work meetings, and I saw the line about the afterlife being bureaucracy, and I knew I had to click.
I love the premise here and the banality of William's job. There were a ton of great standout lines as well, like the one about shell cases being ankle-deep, and don't even get me started on that delightfully grotesque finale. Precisely the jolt of creativity I needed after a long meeting, haha.
"And this is literally as it’s literally meant to be taken." I laughed. Detached, analytical. Just like William.
What a cool concept!!! I love this.
Thanks for taking the time to read it. Glad you enjoyed it.
This is so awesome oh my gosh
12/10 my kind of read 💕
Thanks for reading it. 😁
Omgosh giggling at the squirrel with his tail on fire description, this is so creative.
Glad it got you laughing 😁🐿️🔥
Your tagline was superb here. I was checking my email between work meetings, and I saw the line about the afterlife being bureaucracy, and I knew I had to click.
I love the premise here and the banality of William's job. There were a ton of great standout lines as well, like the one about shell cases being ankle-deep, and don't even get me started on that delightfully grotesque finale. Precisely the jolt of creativity I needed after a long meeting, haha.
Glad you enjoyed it! This was an old flash fiction I dusted off. I actually have notes to turn this into an entire novel.